surrealist theorems

guidelines to absurdity

william burroughs

wondering if its a good idea to reveal it... means its worth saving
...if u like it too much too quick, maybe u can throw it in the trash.

Luis Buñuel

anything can be thrown from the window... the bed...the pope...a giraffee...

aki

i don't like people who talk to me

dali

grasshoppers frighten him

henry miller and anais nin

drugs will not take the credit for our creativity

izzy

anything is possible, so long as you are willing to have your heart broken...again.

jess

jesus died for u... so he wouldnt have to live with u

joe strummer

money in two pockets... one for you, one for people who ask for it...

jojo

fake it til u make it...

man ray

the metronome with a blinking eye

my epitaph

i dont know what the fuck you are talking about...EVER!

old french proverb

ice cream tastes best thru tears

pat byrne

everyday is good i suppose, except for tomorrow...

phil nerges

do you wanna be right, or happily married?

picasso

pays for dinner with napkin scribblings

polish woman

the grass is always greener, til you get there...

ragdoll

when he says, "i dont see a future here.."
she says, "why the hell would you want to see the future?"

sarah

being understood is a luxury, not a right... join the club with galileo

spaz's german teacher

there are no wrong interpretations

warren

the life that you have chosen, did it finally drive you insane?